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Biden: An International Attempt To Isolate Israel Right Now

10 Wednesday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Middle East, Politics, World Affairs

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anti-Israel policy, Biden being Biden, Biden gaffes, gaffe, Israel, Joe Biden, Palestinian statehood, Shimon Peres, US-Israeli Relations, Vice President Biden

And apparently, the US isn’t part of it.  Does the President know about this?

The Jerusalem Post says:

US VP meets Peres, says “since our administration came to power Iran is more isolated”; stresses “absolutely no space between Israel and US” where Israel’s security is concerned.

Biden’s comments sound good,  but are at odds with the Obama Administration’s undeclared anti-Israel policy.  Given this, are the Vice President’s words a hopeful sign–or just another Biden gaffe?

Decide for yourself: Biden: There is an int’l attempt to isolate Israel right now.

Smaktakula

Massa Leaves No Bridge Unburned

09 Tuesday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in General Foolishness, National Events, Politics, Regional Politics

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Democrat, Democratic Party, disgraced congressman, Eric Massa, New York, Rahm Emanuel, salty language

Amid a growing scandal involving an aide, Representative Eric Massa of New York announced last week that he would step down.  The accused sex-pesterer and admitted user of salty language cited health reasons for his decision.  In the days following, Massa has taken great pains to extinguish any chance he might have had–however remote–for an eventual return to politics.      

If Being Salty Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right

   Massa claims he was backstabbed by the Democrats:      

“Mine is now the deciding vote on the health care bill,” he said, “and this administration and this House leadership have said, quote-unquote, they will stop at nothing to pass this health care bill, and now they’ve gotten rid of me and it will pass. You connect the dots.”      

While this is undoubtedly true, Promethean Times would regard the disgraced congressman’s plight with a more sympathetic eye if Massa had refrained from recounting this “salty” story:      

“I am sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel,” Mr. Massa said, adding that Mr. Emanuel poked “his finger in my chest, yelling at me at me because I wasn’t going to vote for the president’s budget.”      

Brrr . . .      

Read about Massa & Emanuel’s Brokeback moment (and so much more!) here: Departing Congressman Assails Democrats – NYTimes.com.      

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Haaretz: Secret Israeli Report: U.S. Is Cozying Up To Palestinians

08 Monday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Duh, Middle East, Politics, Terrorism, World Affairs

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Fatah, George Mitchell, Haaretz, Hamas, Intifada, Israel, Israeli-Palestinian proximity talks, Middle East, Obama Administration, Palestine, Palestinian statehood, pro-Palestinian bias, secret Israeli report, United States of America, US Mideast Envoy

The devil you say!

The classified report claims that in the preparatory discussions for the Israeli-Palestinian proximity talks the Obama administration adopted positions that are closer to Palestinian demands.

If the Israelis think that the current US administration’s pro-Palestinian bias is secret, maybe Moshe’s Eleven aren’t so clever after all.

Read the shocking revelations regarding this abrupt about-face in US foreign policy: Secret Israeli report: U.S. is cozying up to Palestinians – Haaretz – Israel News.

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Times Online: Turkey Recalls Ambassador After US Genocide Vote

05 Friday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Asia, Christianity, Europe, History, Islam, Justice, Middle East, Military, Political Correctness, Politics, Religion, World Affairs

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1915, Armenia, Armenian Genocide, Armenian Holocaust, genocide, House Committee on Foreign Affairs, Islam, Islamic Republic, massacre, Muslim, Ottoman Empire, pogrom, Turkey, Turkish, Turks, United States of America, US Ambassador

Despite pleas from the Obama Administration, the House Committee on Foreign Affairs has voted to label Turkey’s 1915 pogrom against Armenians as a genocide.

From a strategic standpoint, this is madness.  The Turks have already made clear their feelings on the issue, and to persist in this course risks alienating our closest Muslim ally (Turkey, it should be noted, is a model among predominately Muslim nations for its staunchly secular government).  Moreover, the raising of this issue now risks undermining recent overtures between Turkey and Armenia.

Conversely, Turkey’s argument is that the 1915 massacres did not constitute a genocide, claiming that the death statistics have been exaggerated.  While that is indeed very likely, it is a specious argument.  A genocide is both a deliberate and a systematic elimination of a people.  It is a crime of intent, and the relative size of the body count doesn’t matter.

Turkey Shoot Here: Turkey recalls ambassador after US vote on Armenia ‘genocide’ – Times Online.

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Great Moments In American Diplomacy: January 1992–Bush 41 Pukes On Japanese PM

05 Friday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Art, Asia, Food, General Foolishness, Health, History, Humor, Justice, People, Politics, World Affairs

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George Herbert Walker Bush Remembers The Arizona

Moonbeam Returns

02 Tuesday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in General Foolishness, People, Politics, Regional Politics

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Jerry Brown plans to run for Governor of California.  I wish him luck.  Fortunately, he can’t be as bad as the similarly named governor of California in the 1970s, who farted around in an economy car, lived in a bachelor pad rather than the Governor’s Mansion, dated Linda Ronstadt (not everything he did was goofy) and asked Californians to lower their expectations.

Anyone but that guy.

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Democrats Eager To Prove They’re Every Bit As Dumb As Republicans

02 Tuesday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in General Foolishness, National Events, National Politics, Politics, Regional Politics

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Arkansas, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Blanche Lincoln, Clinton bump, Connecticut, Democratic Party, DNC, do-gooders, GOP, Jimmy Carter, John McCain, Joseph Lieberman, LBJ, limousine liberal, Ned Lamont, Republican Party, RINO, RNC, stupidity

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Like Joe Lieberman’s successful reelection bid in 2006, extreme elements within the Democratic Party are promoting a primary challenger against incumbent Senator Blanche Lincoln of Arkansas.  Lieberman was not sufficiently anti-war for the Moveon.org types, and so cable gazillionaire Ned Lamont received the party’s blessing to represent the Dems in November.  Lamont, who announced a gubernatorial bid a few weeks ago, may have been lacking in a great many necessary qualities, but he was against the war, a quality which seemingly trumped all else.   Lieberman ran as an independent and won.  Despite the party’s disloyalty, the Democrats managed to save the seat in reality, because Lieberman continues to caucus with the party.   In conservative Arkansas, dividing the party in this manner is not such a safe gamble.  

In recent years, Republican RINOism (Republican In Name Only) has served to alienate a growing  portion of moderates who might otherwise vote for the GOP.  By continually forcing the Republican Party’s ideology to the right, the party’s appeal has therefore narrowed to the point where it is in danger of becoming what its critics have long claimed it to be: a club for old white guys.  Even after shattering defeats in 2006 and 2008, it is not entirely clear that the Republicans have abandoned this unfortunate form of self-sabotage.

Yes, But He's Against The War

In contrast, the Democrats have become increasingly confident in recent years.  With a cocktail of grass-roots fundamentalism, limousine liberal money and increasing party discipline, the Democrats were seemingly shedding their long-standing (and to no small degree deserved) reputation as the fraternity of do-gooding also-rans.  Of Democratic presidents in the second half of the 20th Century, only the empathetic lip-biter, Bill Clinton served two terms (so hold your horses, LBJ apologists–while the legendarily endowed Texan did serve parts of two terms after Kennedy’s assassination in late 1963, he was only elected President once in 1964, stomping arch-conservative Barry Goldwater).  Jimmy Carter, the Dem’s other surviving ex-president, is a symbol of the benign impotence of the Democratic Party for much of the second half of the 20th Century.  

But with the Clinton Bump in the 90’s, the Democratic takeover of the legislature in 2006 and finally, Obama’s masterful victory over John McCain, it appeared that the Democratic Party had found itself at last after so long in the wilderness, consigning the GOP to bumble its way into obsolescence.  The poisonous combination of  arrogance and a leadership out of touch with contemporary America led the Republicans to what promised to be their Waterloo in 2008.  There was an outpouring hand wringing and gnashing of teeth from GOP loyalists in the days following Obama’s victory, while the Democrats made no attempt to contain their glee.   Both sides were heralding the same event: the ugly death of the Republican Party.   

This may have been premature.  That the Republican Party has not only survived, but is perhaps ascendant, is creditable less to the GOP than to the Democrats themselves.  Failing to learn from the opposition’s mistakes, the Democratic Party has ceded authority to a fringe minority, one which shows every evidence of being as crass and autocratic as were the Republicans who preceded it.  Despite the very clear will of the people, the Democrats persist in pushing through a big government agenda that Americans fear will fundamentally change the character and nature of the nation, and doom America to generations of economic serfdom.  

Unless wiser heads within the party prevail–an outcome by no means certain, 2010 will be a very bad year for the Democrats.

California Assembly Passes Resolution For Cuss-Free Week

26 Friday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Constitutional Issues, Culture, General Foolishness, Politics, Regional Politics

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A cuss-free week? 
I’m not sure which is more irritating–that the California Assembly would even entertain an idea like this when the state is beset by real problems, or simply the jaw-dropping inanity of proposing something as ineffectual and pointless as a cuss-free week.
 

Fuck That

   

Read more about this shitty idea: California Assembly passes resolution for ‘Cuss Free Week’ – San Jose Mercury News.

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AP Writer Claims Republicans In a Tizzy Over RINO Scott Brown

24 Wednesday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Christianity, Constitutional Issues, Culture, General Foolishness, History, National Events, National Politics, Politics, Regional Politics, Social Networking

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Abraham Lincoln, AP, Benedict, big government, Christian ideology, Christian policy, Democrats, Drudge Report, Glen Johnson, jobs bill, Know-Nothing Party, Massachusetts, personal liberty, Republican in name only, Republicans, republitizzy, RINO, Ronald Reagan, Scott Brown, small government, Theodore Roosevelt, Washington Post, Whig Party

A possible Republitizzy.

According to Glen Johnson of the AP, the Republican faithful have branded Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown a ‘Benedict’ after voting with the Democrats on a recent jobs bill.

Much ado about nothing, I suspect.  I haven’t seen the Drudge piece which Johnson cites, but even assuming that the AP piece correctly captures the spirit of the Drudge article, I don’t believe that’s indicative of any widespread Republican rage.

At least I hope not.

The Republicans absolutely deserve to be where they are right now.  For years their ranks have been clogged with second-raters who have allowed the small-government/personal liberty core of Republican ideology to be diluted, and allowing Christian ideology to morph into Christian policy.

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From My Moans: Another Aspect Of Bullygate

22 Monday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Europe, General Foolishness, Political Correctness, Politics

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An interesting post from My Moans on the Gordon Brown kerfuffle.

Says My Moans:

Though I accept that the spokeswoman may have thought that this statement was in the public’s interest, I do wonder if it is a breach of confidentiality on the part of the charity and might in fact deter people who are being bullied calling for help from them as their identity might not be kept confidential.

Read the whole thing here: Gordon Brown’s Bully Boy Tactics?

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