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This Day In History: August 9, 1945 CE

09 Monday Aug 2010

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On which OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! AGAIN!  AGAIN WITH THE BOMBING!  WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Okay. Now We're Done.

This Day In History: August 6, 1945 CE

06 Friday Aug 2010

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On which Hiro Okada has the shittiest birthday ever.

"Fuuuuuck Yooooou, Juro!"

 “Yeah, my apartment is trashed.  I’m gonna go crash at my sister’s place in Nagasaki for a few days.”

This Day In History: August 5, 1945 CE

05 Thursday Aug 2010

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A lovely, but otherwise unremarkable day in Hiroshima, Japan.  On which young Juro Watanabe prays feverishly for a means to avoid hated cousin Hiro’s birthday party the following afternoon.

"You Know, It's Been So Nice Out These Past Few Days. Why Don't We Pack Ourselves A Lunch And Picnic In The Park Tomorrow?"

This Day In History: July 20, 1969 CE

20 Tuesday Jul 2010

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On which, through the omission of a single article, Neil Armstrong utters the most famous non-sensical words ever spoken.

Because of the Arizona Boycott, The United States Government Has Decided To Film The Mars Landing In New Mexico.

This Day In History: July 19, 1969 CE

19 Monday Jul 2010

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On which Edward Moore Kennedy drowns his sorrows, then pays her parents $90K to put the distasteful and unfortunate affair behind him.

Call The Noted Champion Of Women's Rights A Hypocrite If You Must, But Ted Kennedy Never Pretended To Be Pro-Life.

At Least We Can All Agree That He Was No Skakel.

This Day In History: July 14, 1789 CE

14 Wednesday Jul 2010

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On which angry French demonstrators storm the Bastille in Paris, serving Louis XVI notice that le Horloge is ticking on his tyrannical reign.

In Fairness, They Thought It Was Full Of Snails And Jerry Lewis DVDs.

This Day In History: July 8, 1994 CE

08 Thursday Jul 2010

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Kim Il-sung, North Korea’s Great Leader and instigator of the Korean War, dies of a heart attack at 82.

With The Great Leader's Goofy Son Kim Jong-il Woefully Unqualified To Succeed His Father, Totalitarian North Korea Should Fall By 1995. 1996 At The Latest.

This Day In History: April 19, 1993 CE

19 Monday Apr 2010

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On which Janet Reno hosts a killer Patriot’s Day cookout in the Lonestar State for seventy-six of her closest friends:

Waco: Think 'Afghanistan,' But Without The Miranda Rights.

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Waco: Think Afghanistan, But Without The Miranda Rights