Category Archives: Terrorism

Haaretz: Secret Israeli Report: U.S. Is Cozying Up To Palestinians

08 Monday Mar 2010

Posted by in Duh, Middle East, Politics, Terrorism, World Affairs

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The devil you say!

The classified report claims that in the preparatory discussions for the Israeli-Palestinian proximity talks the Obama administration adopted positions that are closer to Palestinian demands.

If the Israelis think that the current US administration’s pro-Palestinian bias is secret, maybe Moshe’s Eleven aren’t so clever after all.

Read the shocking revelations regarding this abrupt about-face in US foreign policy: Secret Israeli report: U.S. is cozying up to Palestinians – Haaretz – Israel News.

Smaktakula

They’ve Got The Wrong Gadahn Guy!

07 Sunday Mar 2010

Posted by in Asia, Crime, Islam, Military, National Events, People, Terrorism, World Affairs

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Treasonous al Qaeda stooge and American washout Adam Gadahn, who performs under the stage name Azzam al-Amriki, was reported captured earlier today.

It’s now being reported that while an important al Qaeda figure was captured, it wasn’t Gadahn.  The actual detainee may have closely resembled the American-born propagandist Gadahn, in which case the captured fighter is most likely a syphilitic frog.

I Sold Out My Country And All I Got For It Was This Lousy Tablecloth

Read about the hilarious identity mix up here and here.

Smaktakula

From Times Online: Muslim Woman Refuses Body Scan

05 Friday Mar 2010

Posted by in Culture, Europe, Islam, Political Correctness, Religion, Terrorism, World Affairs

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An unnamed Muslim woman at Manchester Airport in the UK is thought to be the first person to refuse a mandatory body scan.  Rather than submit to the scan, the woman forfeited her plane ticket.

Promethean Times wholeheartedly supports this woman’s brave display of religious conviction, and is pleased that the issue was resolved to the satisfaction of all parties.  The woman didn’t have to abrogate the tenets of her faith, nor Manchester Airport its security.  It’s apparent that the unnamed passenger understands that airline travel is a privilege, and not a right. 

Read About The Slow Boat To Mecca: Muslim woman refuses body scan at airport – Times Online.

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SHAMU Sleeper Agent Wreaks Havoc At Florida Amusement Park

25 Thursday Feb 2010

Posted by in Critters, General Foolishness, Humor, Satire, Terrorism

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By Smaktakula

Yesterday in Florida, the interminable cold war between Terrestrial and Aquatic mammals turned hot once again.  The Aquatics’ attack was unexpected and savage.  When it was through, a veteran animal handler was dead.  Early reports indicate that the assassin was Tilikum, an orca.  Terrestrial representatives claim that Tilikum is a high-ranking member of the elite SHAMU (Secret Herald of the Aquatic Mammal Underground) Brigade, sent to bring a bloody message to the bipeds.

Tilikum has a checkered history, and at least one run-in with the law.  Although the claims have yet to be substantiated, the Terrestrials maintain that the rogue orca spent parts of 2007 and 2008 at an Al-Qaeda training facility in Sudan.

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Rushdie Calls Amnesty ‘Morally Bankrupt’

23 Tuesday Feb 2010

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 It’s sad, really, because back when Amnesty International enjoyed a consistent moral philosophy, it joined the international community in pressuring Iran not to kill author Salman Rushdie.  To be fair, the Ayatollah Khomeini did have a legitimate grievance–Mr. Rushdie wrote a book.  Around that same time, Amnesty International was keeping international attention on the plight of then-political prisoner Nelson Mandela.

For several years, however, Amnesty International seems to be losing its way.  Recovering alcoholics often say that a person must first hit “rock bottom” before beginning the road to recovery.  Perhaps this point marks the nadir in the once-great human rights organization’s history, and that Rushdie’s assertion will be a challenge to Amnesty to pick itself back up and begin the long, arduous work of repairing its reputation and mission.

Or, perhaps Amnesty will issue its first-ever fatwa. 

Read it before SR goes back into witness-relocation:Salman Rushdie: Amnesty International is morally bankrupt – Times Online.

Smaktakula