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Great Moments In American Diplomacy: January 1992–Bush 41 Pukes On Japanese PM

05 Friday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Art, Asia, Food, General Foolishness, Health, History, Humor, Justice, People, Politics, World Affairs

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Bush 41, diplomacy, George Bush Sr., George Herbert Walker Bush, Great Moments In American Diplomacy, Japanese Prime Minister, Kiichi Miyazawa, Prime Minister of Japan, puke, vomit

George Herbert Walker Bush Remembers The Arizona

FAA: Underage Air Traffic Controllers Not Such A Hot Idea

04 Thursday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Crime, Duh, General Foolishness, National Events, Satire

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air traffic control, air traffic controller, airline disaster, airplane, America's youth, American Youth, child labor, child soldiers, children in tower, commercial airlines, exclusionary policy, FAA, Federal Avaiation Administration, John F. Kennedy International Airport, suspend controller, underage air traffic controller

By Smaktakula   

A recent incident involving a young boy directing flights at John F. Kennedy International Airport has created a media-wide sensation.  The affair has resulted in the suspensions of an air traffic controller and his superior, as well as forcing the Federal Aviation Administration to clarify its position on minor-age controllers.  The FAA now maintains that children, no matter how precocious, presentable or well-mannered, do not possess the requisite skills to successfully perform the duties of an air traffic controller. 

This is particularly upsetting to Americans under eighteen years old, who currently comprise about a quarter of the US Population.   After wading through a century of aviation journalism, Promethean Times was unable to find even a single example of an underage controller contributing in any way to an airfield catastrophe.  Despite this marked lack of evidence, the FAA is standing by its exclusionary policy. 

Contrast the sterling service record of the young controllers with that of their franchise-age counterparts.  Aviation history is replete with dozens of disasters easily avoided if not for the actions of a careless–and adult– air traffic controller.  This disparity is both obvious and unfair, and yet no one talks about it.  

Judge Me By My Character, Not My Age

It’s tempting to say, “It’s just the air traffic controllers–my child isn’t an air traffic controller.”  Yes, today it is only the minor-age air traffic controllers.  But can we afford to trust that the rapacious demands of the safety cabal will be satisfied by the sacrifice of a single industry?   How long until those sinister eyes turn upon another vocation they deem unsafe?    Imagine a world which requires that emergency room anesthesiologists be adults.  Where the youngest commercial airline pilots are in their late twenties.  Where Alaskan crab boats do not ring out with the laughing voices of children.  Where firefighters and police officers are old enough to shave. 

Sound ridiculous?  It’s closer than you think. 

America long-ago ceded dominance of the child-soldier industry to more lightly regulated outfits in Africa, Southeast Asia and parts of Latin America.   Today, another industry has shut its doors to America’s children.  Societal prejudices against minors is on the increase, giving rise to barriers which effectively prevent most children from taking dangerous or high stress jobs for as many as eighteen years.  Because of this America’s youth are struggling to compete with their above-eighteen contemporaries.   It is a national tragedy that we should even be discussing these things in the supposedly enlightened 21st Century.  Our children deserve better.

Moonbeam Returns

02 Tuesday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in General Foolishness, People, Politics, Regional Politics

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Jerry Brown plans to run for Governor of California.  I wish him luck.  Fortunately, he can’t be as bad as the similarly named governor of California in the 1970s, who farted around in an economy car, lived in a bachelor pad rather than the Governor’s Mansion, dated Linda Ronstadt (not everything he did was goofy) and asked Californians to lower their expectations.

Anyone but that guy.

Smaktakula

Democrats Eager To Prove They’re Every Bit As Dumb As Republicans

02 Tuesday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in General Foolishness, National Events, National Politics, Politics, Regional Politics

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Arkansas, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Blanche Lincoln, Clinton bump, Connecticut, Democratic Party, DNC, do-gooders, GOP, Jimmy Carter, John McCain, Joseph Lieberman, LBJ, limousine liberal, Ned Lamont, Republican Party, RINO, RNC, stupidity

By Smaktakula

Like Joe Lieberman’s successful reelection bid in 2006, extreme elements within the Democratic Party are promoting a primary challenger against incumbent Senator Blanche Lincoln of Arkansas.  Lieberman was not sufficiently anti-war for the Moveon.org types, and so cable gazillionaire Ned Lamont received the party’s blessing to represent the Dems in November.  Lamont, who announced a gubernatorial bid a few weeks ago, may have been lacking in a great many necessary qualities, but he was against the war, a quality which seemingly trumped all else.   Lieberman ran as an independent and won.  Despite the party’s disloyalty, the Democrats managed to save the seat in reality, because Lieberman continues to caucus with the party.   In conservative Arkansas, dividing the party in this manner is not such a safe gamble.  

In recent years, Republican RINOism (Republican In Name Only) has served to alienate a growing  portion of moderates who might otherwise vote for the GOP.  By continually forcing the Republican Party’s ideology to the right, the party’s appeal has therefore narrowed to the point where it is in danger of becoming what its critics have long claimed it to be: a club for old white guys.  Even after shattering defeats in 2006 and 2008, it is not entirely clear that the Republicans have abandoned this unfortunate form of self-sabotage.

Yes, But He's Against The War

In contrast, the Democrats have become increasingly confident in recent years.  With a cocktail of grass-roots fundamentalism, limousine liberal money and increasing party discipline, the Democrats were seemingly shedding their long-standing (and to no small degree deserved) reputation as the fraternity of do-gooding also-rans.  Of Democratic presidents in the second half of the 20th Century, only the empathetic lip-biter, Bill Clinton served two terms (so hold your horses, LBJ apologists–while the legendarily endowed Texan did serve parts of two terms after Kennedy’s assassination in late 1963, he was only elected President once in 1964, stomping arch-conservative Barry Goldwater).  Jimmy Carter, the Dem’s other surviving ex-president, is a symbol of the benign impotence of the Democratic Party for much of the second half of the 20th Century.  

But with the Clinton Bump in the 90’s, the Democratic takeover of the legislature in 2006 and finally, Obama’s masterful victory over John McCain, it appeared that the Democratic Party had found itself at last after so long in the wilderness, consigning the GOP to bumble its way into obsolescence.  The poisonous combination of  arrogance and a leadership out of touch with contemporary America led the Republicans to what promised to be their Waterloo in 2008.  There was an outpouring hand wringing and gnashing of teeth from GOP loyalists in the days following Obama’s victory, while the Democrats made no attempt to contain their glee.   Both sides were heralding the same event: the ugly death of the Republican Party.   

This may have been premature.  That the Republican Party has not only survived, but is perhaps ascendant, is creditable less to the GOP than to the Democrats themselves.  Failing to learn from the opposition’s mistakes, the Democratic Party has ceded authority to a fringe minority, one which shows every evidence of being as crass and autocratic as were the Republicans who preceded it.  Despite the very clear will of the people, the Democrats persist in pushing through a big government agenda that Americans fear will fundamentally change the character and nature of the nation, and doom America to generations of economic serfdom.  

Unless wiser heads within the party prevail–an outcome by no means certain, 2010 will be a very bad year for the Democrats.

Farrakhan: A Light In The Midst Of Darkness

01 Monday Mar 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Cults, Culture, General Foolishness, Islam, National Events, Political Correctness, Religion

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anti-semitism, Associated Press, black muslims, black nationalism, dirty religion, gutter religion, hate groups, hate speech, Hymietown, Islam, Jesse Jackson, Jews, Judaism, Louis Farrakhan, muslims, Nation of Islam, Political Correctness, prophet, race baiting, Sinister Minister

By Smaktakula
 

It Ain't Ego, It's My Love For You

It’s nice to know that the Sinister Minister has a healthy self-image.  Describing himself, he modestly opines:     

The word ‘prophet’ is too cheap a word.  I am a light in the midst of darkness.     

All this while managing to keep a straight face.     

I’m not sure what it is–Farrakhan’s megawatt smile, his past life as the calypso-singing Charmer, or simply that the man cuts a dashing figure in a suit–but for whatever reason, the incendiary head of the Nation of Islam (a race cult which should not be confused with the legitimate religion Islam) gets a break from the press.    If other public figures were make statements as vile and inflammatory as those the Honorable Louis makes regularly, they would be rightly excoriated.     

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California Assembly Passes Resolution For Cuss-Free Week

26 Friday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Constitutional Issues, Culture, General Foolishness, Politics, Regional Politics

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A cuss-free week? 
I’m not sure which is more irritating–that the California Assembly would even entertain an idea like this when the state is beset by real problems, or simply the jaw-dropping inanity of proposing something as ineffectual and pointless as a cuss-free week.
 

Fuck That

   

Read more about this shitty idea: California Assembly passes resolution for ‘Cuss Free Week’ – San Jose Mercury News.

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SHAMU Sleeper Agent Wreaks Havoc At Florida Amusement Park

25 Thursday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Critters, General Foolishness, Humor, Satire, Terrorism

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By Smaktakula

Yesterday in Florida, the interminable cold war between Terrestrial and Aquatic mammals turned hot once again.  The Aquatics’ attack was unexpected and savage.  When it was through, a veteran animal handler was dead.  Early reports indicate that the assassin was Tilikum, an orca.  Terrestrial representatives claim that Tilikum is a high-ranking member of the elite SHAMU (Secret Herald of the Aquatic Mammal Underground) Brigade, sent to bring a bloody message to the bipeds.

Tilikum has a checkered history, and at least one run-in with the law.  Although the claims have yet to be substantiated, the Terrestrials maintain that the rogue orca spent parts of 2007 and 2008 at an Al-Qaeda training facility in Sudan.

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AP Writer Claims Republicans In a Tizzy Over RINO Scott Brown

24 Wednesday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Christianity, Constitutional Issues, Culture, General Foolishness, History, National Events, National Politics, Politics, Regional Politics, Social Networking

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Abraham Lincoln, AP, Benedict, big government, Christian ideology, Christian policy, Democrats, Drudge Report, Glen Johnson, jobs bill, Know-Nothing Party, Massachusetts, personal liberty, Republican in name only, Republicans, republitizzy, RINO, Ronald Reagan, Scott Brown, small government, Theodore Roosevelt, Washington Post, Whig Party

A possible Republitizzy.

According to Glen Johnson of the AP, the Republican faithful have branded Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown a ‘Benedict’ after voting with the Democrats on a recent jobs bill.

Much ado about nothing, I suspect.  I haven’t seen the Drudge piece which Johnson cites, but even assuming that the AP piece correctly captures the spirit of the Drudge article, I don’t believe that’s indicative of any widespread Republican rage.

At least I hope not.

The Republicans absolutely deserve to be where they are right now.  For years their ranks have been clogged with second-raters who have allowed the small-government/personal liberty core of Republican ideology to be diluted, and allowing Christian ideology to morph into Christian policy.

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From Times Online: Libby Purves Castigates Victim Industry In Bullygate Affair

23 Tuesday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Europe, General Foolishness, Political Correctness, World Affairs

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And she does it in no uncertain terms.

I’m not sure what it is that makes Bullygate such a compelling story. 

Is it Mr. Brown himself that makes the story interesting–his thuggish behavior drawing inevitable comparisons to the affable Tony Blair?  Unlikely, given that there’s very little interesting about the current British PM.

A Big Teddy Bear

If the story isn’t about Gordonzilla, then the real meaning must lie with the culture of victimization which allows stories like this to gain traction.  It’s never fun to work in a poisonous culture, but to that Ms. Purves offers:

{B}ut if you’re good enough to get a job at Downing Street you’re good enough to find one somewhere quieter. And if you’re bright enough to be an aide, you can either shrug off the tantrums or tell Gordonzilla not to be so damn rude.

Read how Libby advocates a stiff upper lip: It’s Downing Street.  Not A Sheltered Workshop.

Smaktakula

Rushdie Calls Amnesty ‘Morally Bankrupt’

23 Tuesday Feb 2010

Posted by Smaktakula in Europe, General Foolishness, Human Rights, Islam, Middle East, Religion, Terrorism, World Affairs

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 It’s sad, really, because back when Amnesty International enjoyed a consistent moral philosophy, it joined the international community in pressuring Iran not to kill author Salman Rushdie.  To be fair, the Ayatollah Khomeini did have a legitimate grievance–Mr. Rushdie wrote a book.  Around that same time, Amnesty International was keeping international attention on the plight of then-political prisoner Nelson Mandela.

For several years, however, Amnesty International seems to be losing its way.  Recovering alcoholics often say that a person must first hit “rock bottom” before beginning the road to recovery.  Perhaps this point marks the nadir in the once-great human rights organization’s history, and that Rushdie’s assertion will be a challenge to Amnesty to pick itself back up and begin the long, arduous work of repairing its reputation and mission.

Or, perhaps Amnesty will issue its first-ever fatwa. 

Read it before SR goes back into witness-relocation:Salman Rushdie: Amnesty International is morally bankrupt – Times Online.

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