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Headlines 07.13.12
By Smaktakula In which we comment on the day’s headlines without first bothering to read the stories. *** More Women Look Over the Counter for a Libido Fix ~ At Waldo’s ‘All Things Vibrating’ Pleasure Emporium. How to Tell Your Partner … Continue reading
The Mexican-American Conflict: A Pretty Good War
By Smaktakula You’ve probably heard more than once that there’s no such thing as a ‘good’ war. The sentiment driving this notion is noble, and easy enough to understand: it’s hard to take any joy from a victory when even … Continue reading
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Tagged Arizona, California, Canada, Colorado, further instances of Canadian perfidy, Great Britain, James Knox Polk, Let us help!, manifest destiny, Mexico, muchas gracias, Nevada, one-termer by choice, one-termers, outright lies, Saddam Hussein, Saddam totally did it, Santa Anna, Somalia, Texas, there's a NEW Mexico?, treachery, United Kingdom, United States of America, Utah
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This Day In History: March 5, 1770 CE
On which British Redcoats fire into a mob of colonial yahoos, slaying five. The incident, later known in America as the Boston Massacre, drives a further wedge in the growing schism between the colonists and the mother country, which in … Continue reading
London Bridge Is Burning Down
By Smaktakula Lacking an NHL or NBA Championship, kids in the UK aren’t afforded regular rioting opportunities like their American and Canadian counterparts. In many parts of London, the window panes of Starbucks and T-Mobile outlets last for years, often … Continue reading
Posted in Crime, Culture, News, Politics
Tagged 2011, Adolf Hitler, Battle of Britain, Brixton, Canada, don't hate us because we're ignorant, Islington, London, London riots, London's Burning, Mark Duggan, NBA, NHL, places that suck, the Blitz, the Clash, Tottenham, UK, United Kingdom, United States of America, WWII
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Royals: Keeping It In The Family
By Smaktakula Most people know that in days of yore European royalty was a tight-knit club. So tight-knit, in fact, that intermarriages among the various royal families increasingly began to produce malignant progeny who were deformities, idiots and stillbirths. History … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity, Culture, History
Tagged France, United Kingdom, childish sexual innuendo, Great Britain, HURRR!, Prince William, European Royalty, Kate Middleton, Royals, Royal weddings, Britain's Royal Family, Sarah Ferguson, Weight Watchers, Smaktakula's decades-old vendetta against the French, incest, King Ralph, congenital afflictions, Alexei Nikolaevich, Nicholas II, hemophilia, Royal Disease, Buckingham Palace, blue-bloods, Louis XIV, spokescow, Prince Andrew, Beatrice of York, Princess Beatrice, royaltard
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Not At My Party, Squinty!
By Smaktakula A recent British study revealed an heretofore undiscovered class of persecuted citizen: the squinty-eyed. Although the term “squint” has gained popularity in the United Kingdom, it refers to the condition known as strabismus, where one of the eyes … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, News
Tagged bipedal Boston terriers, birthday, birthday parties, British study, children, creepy, creepy eye, exclusionary policy, goofy eye, Japanese Chin, kids can be little bastards sometimes, lovable scamp, models, Mr. Magoo, normals, not evil just creepy, persecution, prejudice, ruined birthday parties, squint, squinter, squinty, squinty models, strabismus, United Kingdom, United States of America, walleyed
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Historical Figures With Unfortunate Nicknames: ‘Black Dick’ Howe
By Smaktakula Admiral Richard Howe, the 1st Earl Howe (1726-1799), led a distinguished and remarkable life. Taking to the sea at an early age, Howe fought for Great Britain in many Eighteenth Century conflicts, including the War for American Independence. … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History
Tagged 1st Earl Howe, Admiral Richard Howe, American Revolution, Black Dick, crotch rot, Great Britain, Lord Howe, Prince Harry, Prince William, Royal Navy, Rum Buggery & The Lash, STDs, Tunisian Tart, unfortunate nicknames, United Kingdom, venereal disease, War for American Independence, War with the Colonies
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Great Moments In American Diplomacy: D Day
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Posted in Culture, Europe, History, International Relations, Justice, Military, Mythology, Politics, Relationships
Tagged 6 June 1944, Allies, Axis, Battle of Normandy, Canada, D Day, evil shenanigans, France, Frogs, Germany, Gold, Great Moments In American Diplomacy, Jerry, Juno, Krauts, Normandy Invasion, Normandy Landing, Omaha, Operation Neptune, Operation Overlord, Sword, The Hun, United Kingdom, United States of America, Utah
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